These Puns Are Just Unpearable!
I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop
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25-year-old grad school graduate leaves his sister and brother-in-law’s camera-filled Los Angeles home after brother-in-law calls him ungrateful for blocking the indoor security system with a toy for privacy on a date: ‘I just wanted a little dignity’
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Employee 'quiet quits,' purposefully tanked their numbers for 6 months before finally getting fired: 'I honestly can't believe it took them this long to notice'
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Man kicks brother and his girlfriend out of his house after they disrespect his home, boundaries, and the mother of his kids: ‘I'm not about to let two grown adults bring chaos in my home’
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Mother-in-law refuses to see daughter-in-law's remote programming job as 'real,' calls her out at a family barbecue: 'Yeah, and that [...] paid off your son's student loans'
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29-year-old plans family vacation for 30th birthday, sister complains when she won't split the cost of her niece coming along: 'She said I'm being unfair'
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