The Perils of Hipster Crushes

Never just 'suspect' the boy wearing the crazy skin tight pants, cardigan, deep v-neck shirt and an awesome scarf is gay. You'll ask him this absentmindedly later. When he is repelled in shock, for the next few weeks you'll realize that he was actually really cute and is avoiding you at all costs. So any hope for even a try at a small crush is gone.