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'Fine, I’ll stick to the terms of the contract I do have': Company refuses to renew senior employee’s contract, so employee quits on old contract terms 1

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'Fine then, no package for you': Family refuses to open door to bike courier during dinner hour 3

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'Is all of this really necessary?': Customer thinks he knows better than pool store employee, tries to save money on pool before his plan backfires 2

'I asked her five times to make a payment... oh well': Contractors smash clients' new patio to pieces after client refuses to pay the crew 3

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'Fine then, no package for you': Family refuses to open door to bike courier during dinner hour 5

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