ME:(It's Valentine's Morning) HAPPY VALINTINE'S DAY MOM!!! MOM: Happy V.D! ME: Really? Did you just wish me a Happy Vanereal Disease? MOM: Too many words this early in the morning...
Hope it was a Happy V.D. for everyone!
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Homeowner shoveling snow for the neighborhood is confronted by neighbor who assumes he has been hired by the HOA and demands he clear her walkway: 'I've been waiting for my walkway to be shoveled out. Are you going to do it today?'
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Blue-collar employee quits on the spot after being talked over and offered a lowball raise, is the 11th person to quit in 8 months: ‘I finally cut him off and told him I was quitting.’
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