High Crime of the Day

A medical marijuana delivery man told police in West Covina he was attacked by two baton-brandishing ninjas last Friday while on his way to meet a client.

According to the victim, two individuals dressed as ninjas chased after him with batons, causing him to drop the marijuana he was delivering, as well as some cash. The unidentified 40-something man then saw the ninjas make off with the loot.

West Covina police say they are investigating the incident; no other ninja-related crimes have been reported as of yet

[sgvtrib.]