It is not wise to speed home after running errands all morning, that sharp downhill curve in the parking lot is slick due to the snow that is currently falling. You will lose control, and end up stopping about a foot from the giant boulder your apartment complex thinks is "decorative." You will feel like an idiot. LFMF
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