The Totaled Toyota
From the submitter: "Four times totaled (three by me). I plan to have a McDonalds cup for the hood ornament (light up). 150xxx miles, drove into a tree which is why there's the plywood. Also hit a bridge, and a highway median... great car never broken down! NEVER HAHAHAHAAA."
Jeez, what do you plan on hitting next? The International Space Station?
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