When making a sandwich in the wee hours trying not to bug roommates with lights/noise, don't go all ninja when you see something slip off the table. It will not be bread/ingredients. It WILL be the butcher knife you used, which will hit your bone/nerves and cause you to lose feeling in your toes for good.
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