That's What He Gets

For having a fleshlight in the first place.

Never leave your fleshlight out in a public area of your appartment. Your roommates will introduce you to the wonders of using hotsauce and hand sanitizer as lube. It will burn. A lot. And the cops will laugh when they show up because the neighbors thought someone was being murdered. #LFMRoommatesF

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