For These Reporters, Lupita Nyong'o May as Well be a Martian Name

'[She] left us with $800 worth of merchandise to put back': Entitled customer shops for 7+ hours but can't pay for most items in her cart, employees clean up her mess 1

'She didn't like my way, so I did it her way': Returning college student gets back at parents for interfering with yard work project 2

‘She's not going to like it but I'm not going to care’: Employee requests time off a year in advance, manager says that they're ‘being inconsiderate’ of fellow employees 3

'I reported him for HOA violations I don't actually care about': Guy gets back at petty neighbor by overwhelming him with HOA fines until he moves 4

'There's nothing I can do': Entitled customer demands employee personally deliver her groceries, employee refuses, leading to a dispute at the grocery store 5

'My boss went through my office without telling me... she didn't like what she found': Employee requests tips to get back at boss who make them take their belongings home 6

'They are literally chasing a beaver around in their golf cart': 20+ Employees who were fired on day 1 1

'She's not saving the planet like [me]': Holier-than-thou +1 girlfriend demands special treatment because she's 'vegan', turns hypocritical when a long-standing friend in the group shares a differing dietary restriction 2

'We don't pay you to be 2 minutes late': Retail employee discovers "interesting detail" with strict boss's plans to halt late employees 3

'I reported him for HOA violations I don't actually care about': Guy gets back at petty neighbor by overwhelming him with HOA fines until he moves 4

'I deny work from all of my managers': Employee with three different bosses keeps claiming he's swamped with tasks, ends up doing no work and collecting checks 5

'This is your sign to stop working and look at memes:' 21 Stop Sign Memes to Help You Roll Through Your Work Day 6