If all you have left in your cabinets are a can of tuna and some vodka, for the love of God either go shopping or go hungry. The two do not mix. #LFMF
Vuna? Todka?
Ring Ring "Do you have Grey Goose in a bottle?" "Yes." "Well then you better let him out!"
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