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UPDATE: 'CEO didn't understand what my department did apparently': New employee decides she's a supervisor and refuses training, workers maliciously comply with her demands
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Rancher puts pig pen on the boundary line next to neighbors' home after they sue him over encroaching fence: 'My eyes would start watering it smelled so bad'
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Employee forced to take the red-eye home, refuses to come to work the next day, leaving boss scrambling: 'I came back to work the following day to a flurry of emails'
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'Either reduce my hours [or] pay me more!': Employee working 6 days a week forced to take a 30% pay cut, hands in his resignation and gets job with a top client
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Prepper Neighbor won't own up to hitting homeowner's car with his jeep, he fakes a power outage while neighbor is on vacation and steals all his meat: '[My] neighbor hit my car and lied about it, so I ruined 300 lbs of meat while he was on vacation'
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