When trying a Japanese restaurant for the first time and attempting to sample from your dad's sushi plate, do not accept the pretty green paste with the carrot flower on it. He won't know what it is and you WILL take a small bite out of it while the waitress screams "NOOOO!" from across the room and you will realize that you just took a bite out of wasabi. Your dad will find this hilarious. #LFMF
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