When you are hung-over and bare-foot, don't try and show your wife that cool Michael Jackson dance move you used to be able to do 20 years ago. You will end up in a wheelchair for the next 3 months during the most wonderful summer in living memory. #LFMF
Moonwheeling
Well hey, if you were pulling off MJ moves, be glad you didn't end up in the sex offender registry. Or dead.
