When attending a cocktail party where you don't know everyone in attendance, do not walk into the kitchen, point at their fancy matte-steel measuring device, and say, "Nice jigger!" The black man mixing the drink will not hear you correctly. Things will be awkward between the two of you even after you explain what you actually said. #LFMF
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