When you've thrown your back out and you are asked how you did it, by God LIE! Everyone (including your doctor) will laugh when you tell them it happened while taking your pants off. #LFMF
So Insensitive!
Return the favor by telling them you were taking your pants off while...ahem...having illicit relations with a person of romantic significance to them.
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