20 Examples of Sheltered College Freshmen You Can Expect to Deal With This Year

August means two things starting up again: football and college. Another year, another crop of clueless freshmen who have experienced a life in the bubble of suburban comfort... and are completely clueless as a result. For some of you, these people may be your future roommates. If so, we offer our condolences. We would offer to tell you where the post-orientation ragers will be this weekend, but we... uhh.. we kinda don't know ourselves... do you know, by any chance?

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