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20 Examples of Sheltered College Freshmen You Can Expect to Deal With This Year

August means two things starting up again: football and college. Another year, another crop of clueless freshmen who have experienced a life in the bubble of suburban comfort... and are completely clueless as a result. For some of you, these people may be your future roommates. If so, we offer our condolences. We would offer to tell you where the post-orientation ragers will be this weekend, but we... uhh.. we kinda don't know ourselves... do you know, by any chance?

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    What do you mean we don't have maids?

    Photo caption - ITSBEEN TWOWEEKSAND MY DORM ROOMISDIRTY WHEN DO THE CLEANING LADIES COME BY?
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    Photo caption - ODONT GET WHY PEOPLE ARE HOMELESS CAN'T THEY JUST LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS?
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    Photo caption - YOUR PARENTS GIVEYOU MONEY ONCEAWEEK? MY DADJUST GAVEME HIS CREDIT CARD INSTEAD.
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    The solution was right in front of them the whole time.

    Font - PEOPLE WOULD GET DIVORCED LESS IF THEY JUST TRIED HARDER
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    Talent show - DAD PAYS RENT FOR NEW APARTMENT "JM SO INDEPENDENT!
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    Talent show - DAD, THANKS FORALWAYS HELPING ME OUT FINANCIALLY SOOCAN FOCUS ON BEING ANINDEPENDENT WOMAN
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    Talent show - MOVING IN WASNTTHATHARD MY PARENTS JUST HIRED MOVERS
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    Walking? Who does that?

    Talent show - "YOU DON'T HAVEACAR? "HOW AREYOU ALIVE AT THIS POINT?
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    Talent show - ICAN'T BELIEVEOHAVE TO LIVE IN THE DORMS MY PARENTS WERESUPPOSED TO GET MEA HOUSE OFF CAMPUS!
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    Gesuntheit!

    Music - FAFSA? WHAT'S THAT
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    Talent show - REFUSES TO DRINK BEER OUT OF FEAR OF GETTING FAT DRINKSSUGARY COCKTAILS WITH NO PROBLEM
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    Talent show - PARENTS PAY FOR EVERYTHING EXPECTS FREEALCOHOL FROM DORM ROOM PREGAMESESSIONS
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    Text - MY SIDE OF THE ROOMIS MY SIDE OF THE ROOM YOUR SIDE OF THE ROOM SMY SIDE OF THE ROOM
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    Photo caption - DRIVES TO CLASS IN HER LAND ROVER CLASSROOM BUILDING IS5MINUTE WALKAWAY
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    So simple!

    Talent show - WHY DON'T POOR PEOPLE JUST GET BETTER JOBS?
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    Music - NIGHT BEFORE YOUR FIRST BIG EXAM "YEAH,IM HAVINGA FRIEND OVER AND HESSTAYING THENIGHT.COULD YOU CRASH SOMEWHERE ELSETONIGHT?"
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    Your job is getting in the way of my hangover!

    Talent show - "DO THE CLEANERS HAVE TO BESO LOUD THIS EARLY? 11:30 AM
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    Talent show - WHY DONTTHE WASHING MACHINES TAKE CREDIT CARDS?
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    Talent show - TEXTBOOKS ARENT THAT EXPENSIVE ONLY LIKE 700 BUCKS
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    Talent show - TRUMP 2016!
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