The Snoozing Dead

If get a sudden bloody nose when laying on your bed in the middle of the night, don't assume it will pass by staying face-up and perfectly still. You will fall asleep and roll over, just to be waken up by the terrified screams of your girlfriend and her fingers around your neck frantically checking for a pulse. It will cost you new sheets, a new pillow and your girlfriend's angry face for the rest of the day. #LFMF