Carpet Muncher

And your parents will laugh at you before helping.

If you have braces and you're wrestling your pet dog on the floor, for the love of God, keep your mouth closed! If you don't, your teeth with get stuck to the carpet, and your dog will try to hump you! #LFMF
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