When offering to use a high-speed force dryer to blow dog hair off the cute cop whose police dog you just groomed while he waited, don't ask him to "Come in the back room so I can blow you". You will be humiliated, your co-workers will never let you forget, and the cop will say "Wow, this really IS a full service grooming shop" #LFMF
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