See You Next Fall

When you are rushing to your car because you're late, remember that you are wearing 3 1/2 inch platform wedge shoes and the cobble stone drive way is uneven and gravelly. Watch where you step because if you do not, you'll step on a rock and fall just as you reach your car door and scrap up your knee (through your jeans) and you will be bleeding, with no time to go back inside and take care of your bleeding knee. #LFMF