Just Watering the Grass

When you have to catch the bus home and your parents won't be back until 7:00pm, don't forget the keys you need to get inside the house. You will suddenly need to pee. You will find a watering can. A plan will be hatched. And in your urge, you will forget that next door is being renovated and while you squat down to pee inside the watering can, you will become aware of about 20 or so workers staring at you peeing into a watering can. #LFMF