If you're using professional knives and having just brought them in from *professional* whetting, do not casually put them in the cutlery drawer. Explaining you didn't try to kill yourself will be very hard - especially when you, in fact, almost bled to death from those very convincing wounds. #LFMF
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'I am not selling you my dog!': Entitled father tries to buy dog trainer's personal puppy, and when she refuses, he tries to steal the doggo in broad daylight
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Parents and 20-year-old brother insist that 18-year-old university student give $2700 of her own savings for her school to her brother to pay for his rent debt: ‘He owes $2,700 in rent and my mom expects me to cover it’
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Restaurant hostess judges couple on their appearance and misses out on $60 tip: 'My favorite petty revenges are when I get to rub someone's face in their own bad behavior.'
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Family’s Florida vacation beach day ruined by entitled kid and his mom falsely accuse sisters of stealing a sand bucket: ‘My 4-year-old daughter was making a sand castle with her older sister, a kid walks over and says, "That's my bucket give it back!"’
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