If you break part of a glass jar of salsa, just throw it away. Do not think that because it was just a small part of the jar that you can salvage it by skimming off the top 1/3 of it. You will eventually cut your tongue on a small piece of glass, then be paranoid for weeks about whether you may have swallowed any others. #LFMF
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