It's OK to Love Horses, But...

When you are on the phone discussing the various methods of administrating liquid Banamine to a horse, the proper way to express your preference is "I use a syringe and put it in the horse's mouth" not "I like to do oral." And when the guy sitting nearby who can only hear your side of the conversation looks up startled, do not try to explain by saying "I'm talking about horses." It won't make the situation any clearer. #LFMF