Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...
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40-year-old mom invites sister on 'family trip' so their 4 kids can play together, sneakily invites her husband and expects sister to play babysitter for them: 'You're here to watch the kids while we get some time to reconnect'
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HR boss rejects one candidate for being 2 minutes early to the interview instead of 5 minutes, rejects another for wearing brown shoes with a black belt: 'These people had better qualifications than our current team.'
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'They're losing their free help': Aunt and uncle expect their adopted 19-year-old niece to be the unofficial caregiver for troubled foster kids, so she moves out
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Customer gives delivery driver snack and bottle of water, faces reprimanding from his wife: 'As a married woman, I don't like that'
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30-year-old man takes credit for work of 25-year-old female colleague in client meeting, flips out when she calls him out on it: 'Everyone knew it was mine'
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