When reading a milk carton, make sure there is not a woman you like sitting down behind it at lunch. Her friends will ask you why you're staring at her chest; you'll have a VERY awkward explanation to bring up, yet no one will believe you. #LFMF
Trending Now
‘I was woken about an hour ago to a coworker at my door’: Night-shift worker’s day off is ruined when management sends a colleague to his door after another employee didn’t show
01
Dad faces judgment for refusing to include son's 9-year-old friend in activities because he isn't fully potty trained: 'That is not my responsibility'
02
Customer walks out of diner without tipping after overhearing 20-year-old waitress mocking him: 'She was making fun of a paying customer for no reason'
03
Manager finds out employee they recommended for the job is about to get fired, they try to prevent it without employee's knowledge, only to make it worse: ‘I saved her job, which led to her getting super fired’
04
Stepbrother cancels 17th birthday trip to cabin when parents pressure him to invite 15-year-old stepsister Megan despite her history of boundary-pushing :"It will ruin the weekend"
05