Dookin' it Out

If you're feeling particularly ill, and you really have to use the bathroom, make sure you flush it occassionally during the 45 or so minutes you're stuck in there. You'll try to flush, the toilet will be clogged, and cleaning the mess will not be fun. Especially if you're at your girlfriend's house. #LFMF
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