If letting loose a nasty fart in front of your friends, after eating at Five Guys Burger place the previous night.... Correct Wording: "Oh man the aftermath of the food I ate at Five Guys Burger smells gross!" Incorrect Wording: "Oh man thats the smell of five guys coming out of my ass from last night!"
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