Based God Lecture of the Day

To the surprise of EVERYONE, controversial and totally batsh*t insane rapper Lil B stopped by NYU earlier this week to give a lecture about... well... I'm just gonna leave these gems here:

• "Every single person you meet, look at them like a golden million dollar baby."
• "I'm the first rapper to adopt a tabby cat. I adopted it straight from the ASPCA, you feel me?"
• "Let's stop fracking. Who knows about hydraulic fracking? I'm like whodie, get that oil out the ocean!"

[thanks, matthew! stereogum]