Can I Push-In Your Stool?

If she has told you multiple times to push in your chair before you leave each day, so it's not all the way on the opposite side of the room each day when you leave, listen to her. She will one day dub you 'Rocket Butt' in front of some of your best friends. And that name will stick. And your friends don't care when, where, or who you are with. #LFMF