Clever, But It Still Doesn't Take Into Account the Whole "Floating in Ice Water" Thing

Parents miss daughter's wedding while taking their 21-year-old son to a theme park, bride tells tells family and friends what they did: 'She never paid attention' 1

23-year-old woman gets 20-year-old roommate's car towed for repeatedly and unapologetically taking her spot: 'She [also] hadn't paid to park for that month' 2

Undervalued employee proves their worth, gets $10,000 raise after Office Karen tried to get them fired: 'I turned off every automated task I had ever set up' 3

Coworkers try to usurp employee's desk fish tank demanding that it become a communal office project: 'They keep saying I'm not being a good team player' 4

‘So I'm not allowed to sleep?’: Insomniac college student demands roommates keep quiet during the night, they refuse, leading to a noisy dispute when they keep waking each other up 5

Bank employee turns her bosses impolite comments back on her: 'I'm not taking an hour off. I'm leaving. For good' 6

‘You just cash it, right?’: Customer attempts to pay with a handwritten check that isn't filled out properly, suggests the cashier go to the bank and deposit it for her 1

'Clap for bacon': 20+ People who drew on signs to make them way funnier 2

Update: 'We had 7 days to leave the premises': Landlord tries to evict business and claim their equipment as his own, business owners enact malicious compliance 3

'I paid $22 for slabs of fat': Male Karen demands for a refund for brisket sandwiches he never ordered, manager stands his ground 4

Entitled woman gets her 'just desserts' after sister refuses to prepare full meal for the Holidays: 'I think there should be fast food open somewhere' 5

Undervalued employee proves their worth, gets $10,000 raise after Office Karen tried to get them fired: 'I turned off every automated task I had ever set up' 6