41 New Shower Thoughts That Will Have Seeing Things in a Different Perspective

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    Vertebrate - SENDING UNSOLICITED DIK-DIK PICS WOULD GET MORE WOMEN THAN DICK PICS imgflip.com
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    Catwoman - CAT BURGLARS RARELY STEAL CATS imgfilp.com
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    Illustration - IT KINDA SUCKS THAT THERE'S NO FLYING ANIMAL BIG ENOUGH FOR US TO RIDE imgflip.com
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    Event - POLITICIANS WHO BADMOUTH HEALTHCARE REFORM AS "COMMUNISM" SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO BENEFIT FINANCIALLY FROM OUTSOURCING TO COMMUNIST NATIONS. imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - 7G YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THE STABILITY OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WHILE THEIR RULER IS KIDNAPPED. moflip com
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    Recreation - IFIT WERENT FOR LEAP DAYS WINTER AND SUMMER WOULD SWITCH MONTHS ENTIRELY EVERY 720 YEARS imgflip.com
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    Sky - MAYBE THE REASON ONLY MORONS REPORT BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS IS BECAUSE THE ALIENS DON'T KEEP THE STUPID ONES. imgflip.com
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    Internet meme - YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING OLD WHEN WATCHING YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES WHEN A FUTURISTIC DATE USED IN THE STORYLINE IS NOW IN THE PAST imgflip.com
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    Photography - A MANGETTING ON HIS KNEES IN FRONTOFA WOMAN IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM AWOMAN GETTING ON HER KNEES IN FRONT OF A MAN. imgflip com
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    Close-up - gettyimages Randy Faris/Fuse HAVING A LOT OFBODY HAIR MAKES TAKING OFF A BAND AID WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL INJURY imgtlip.com **
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    Font - SUPER GLUE THERE NEEDS TO BE AN APP LIKE TINDER TO HOOK UPPEOPLE WHO NEEDS TOUSE SUPER GLUE, SOTHEY CAN SHARE AND FINISH THE TUBE BEFORE ITDRIESUP imgflip.com LASTICS ME 8BER-LEA SS&CERAM ET 2g
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    Shoe - BOWLING SHOES ARE DESIGNED T0 BEUGLY SO THEY WONT GET STOLEN gip.com ESSES
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    Rat - TECHNICALLY YOU CAN NEVER BE WRONG WHEN YOU DECLARE "WERE ALL GONNA DIE imgflip.com
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    Mixing engineer - Red Bull IFWE DONT LET ATHLETES USE PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS WHY DO WE LET SINGERS USE PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING SOFTWARE? mgtip.com
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    Facial expression - AS SOON AS YOU DIE, EVERY PHOTO OF YOU BECOMES SLIGHTLY CREEPY imgflip.com
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    Font - BEING BLACKMAILED IS LIKE PLAYING THRUTH OR DARE ON AN EXTREME LEVEL mgfip.com
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    Microphone - YOUWILL USUALLYPREFER THE VERSIONOFASONG THAT YOU HEARD FIRST,EVEN IFITS NOT BYTHE ORIGINALARTIST mgilp.com SHURE
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    Face - IF FARTS TICKLEDTHIS WOULD BEA VERY DIFFERENT WORLD imgflip.com
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    Mammal - AT NIGHT,ALMOSTEVERYONE ISUNDERCOVER.
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    Mortarboard - YOUJUST KNOWSOMETHING'SALITTLE OFF WITH ACOLLEGE THAT HAS ATV.COMMERCIAL imgip.com
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    Cartoon - A BIG PROBLEM IS INSTEAD OF EATING FOOD AT SOME POINT WE SETTLED FOR "FOOD LIKE PRODUCTS. imgflip.com
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    Shoulder - A BIG PART OF GETTING OLDER IS RELEARNING HOW TO DO MUNDANE TASKS WITHOUT HURTING YOUR BACK. mgடிo
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    Font - WHILE WE ARE ANNOYED WHEN WE WALK INTO SPIDER WEBS, THE SPIDER MUST BE MORE ANNOYED WE DESTROYED ITS MEANS OF OBTAINING FOOD LIKE A SMALL-BUSINESS OWNER WHEN SOMEBODY DRIVES A TRUCK THROUGH IT. imgflip.com
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    Property - DIVORCE IS WHEN YOUREALIZE THAT YOU CONFUSED A LIFELESSON FOR A SOULMATE. imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS WHILE GROWING UP WASNT REALIY FOR THE KIDS ITWAS REALLYTOGIVE PARENTS AFEWEXTRA HOURS OF SANITYTOSTART THE WEEKEND imgflp.com
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    Games - THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT ARE SMART ENOUGH TO SAVE ALL OF THE MONEY FROM WINNING A LOTTERY ARE SMART ENOUGHTO NOT BUY LOTTERY TICKETS imgflip.com
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    Photo caption - MOST OF US KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT OUR GREAT GREAT GRANDPARENTS, WHICH GOES TO SHOW HOW QUICKLY WE TOO WILL BE FORGOTTEN. imgflip.com
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    Facial expression - A COVER SONG DOING BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL IS THE MUSIC EQUIVALENT OF SOMEONE STEALING YOUR JOKE AND EVERYONE LAUGHING rewatpeperipant.coem imgflip.com
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    Floor - THE MAIN REASON AVERAGE HUMAN LIFESPAN IS INCREASING IS MEDICALADVANCEMENT THE NUMBERS ARE SKEWED DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE KEPT "ALIVE" IN NURSING HOMES imgfip.com
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    Footwear - YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW MUCH PEE SPLASHES OUT OF AURINAL UNTIL YOU WEAR SANDALS TO THE BATHROOM Irmgfip.com
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    Hair - HAGRID TOOK YOUNG HARRY POTTER TO THE TRAIN STATION AND THEN GAVE THIS MUGGLE-RAISED 11 YEAR OLD ABSOLUTELY NO HELP GETTING TO PLATFORM 9 3/4. THAT SEEMS LIKE A DOUCHE MOVE imgflip.com
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    Photo caption - EXED SINGING LA LA LA LA LA IN SPANISH ISJUST SINGING THE THE THE THE THE ingilp.com
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    Landmark - IF YOU GOT MURDERED IN A HAUNTED HOUSE IT WOULD PROBABLY TAKE A FEWHOURS FOR PEOPLE TO REALIZE DUE TO ALL THE PROPS AND GORE imgflip.com HOTOGRAPHY
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    Job - 32 EVERYONE CONSTANTLY REMINDS YOU NOT TO TALK TO OR TRUST STRANGERS, YET YOU'RE STILL EXPECTED TO SOCIALIZE WHEN THERE'S NO ONE YOU KNOW AROUND. imgflip.com
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    Cartoon - WHENYOURE FIGURING SOMETHINGOUT YOU'RE GETTING TOTHE BOTTOMOFT BUT WHEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO YOURE ONTOPOFIT imgilip com
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    People - BiL H8 IS READ AS THATE" BUT HEIGHT ISN'T imgflip.com
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    Gentleman - THE DAY BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ACTUALLY YOUR VERY OWN NEW YEARS EVE imgflip.com
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    Photo caption - 5 HOURS OF YOUR TIME IS MORE VALUABLE THEN SOMETHING YOU CAN BUY FOR 5 TIMES YOUR HOURLY WAGE imgflip.com ALD
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    Tooth - WHEN YOUREAKID YOU GET PAID TOLOSE YOURTEETH WHEN YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU PAY TO PUT TEETH BACKIN. imgflip.com
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    Floor - DOORS ARE WEIRD, SOMETIMES YOU SLAM ITAND IT NEARLY BREAKS, OTHER TIMES YOU SLAM IT AND IT DOESNT EVEN CLOSE REK ingflip.com
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    People - WHENEVER YOU DIE, IT IS ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE THAT "YOUR WILL WAKE UP, TAKE OFF YOUR HIGH TECH VR GEAR, AND SAY "WOW, THAT GAME SUCKED"

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