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18-year-old refuses to be the guardian of his 12-year-old stepsister because he already committed to caring for his 14-year-old brother: 'My stepdad said I'm perfectly capable of doing it for both'

Mom of a 6-year-old with 1 on the way begs her husband not to invite her mother-in-law on their vacation after mother-in-law moved into their 2 bedroom home with her 4 dogs: 'I really just wanted a trip away from her before this baby comes'

Stepmom insists 16-year-old stepson is needed for babysitting his half-siblings while his dad is out of town for 3 weeks out of the month: 'I never wanted to be there when dad wasn't'

Parents refuse to pay their 15-year-old babysitter the full amount they owed her because they thought her tank top was inappropriate: '$50 does not feel like enough money for 2 kids and 7 hours'

Restaurant worker quits after 4 shifts when owner shouts at them during service: 'Finished the shift in silence and handed my notice in today'

Unemployed Cousin moves in, repays the favor by freeloading, stealing family heirlooms and her grandmother’s medical equipment: ‘Mia is blocked from everywhere, so I hope not to hear anything from her again’