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Man rescues ‘completely wild’ German Shepherd for Christmas from his neglectful neighbors who held the dog in a cage for years, man says: ‘He plays the perfect gentleman in front of my coworkers to gaslight me, before coming home and being a menace’
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Employee lies about taking her sick dog to the vet to skip work, gets caught by coworkers when they realize the dog isn't real: 'She's definitely taken a lot of days off due to the dog'
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