Never try and make your paranoid and highly-strung, black-belt grade friend jump by trying to hug her, as she will throw you over her shoulder, break three of your ribs in the process and give you mild concussion. She will not say sorry and insult you with maximum amounts of swearing several times over before calling an ambulance for you. #LFMyIdiotFriend'sFail
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