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Hey, That's Not Toothpaste!

If you need glasses to see anything that's within a foot of your face, make sure you wear them during your getting-ready-for-work routine. Otherwise, you'll grab what you think is a travel-sized tube of toothpaste, but is actually eczema ointment. You'll gag. And then, you'll hurl the entire cup of coffee you just finished drinking. #LFMF
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