Fancy Footwear of the Day

You might actually have to be Michael Jordan to afford "Indulgences #5," a pair of authentic Nike dunks dipped in 24-karat gold (and apparently a real, actual thing that exists). The swanky shoes, designed by Kenneth Courtney of aptly-named label "Ju$t Another Rich Kid," are limited to 5 pairs. The price is available upon request. [obvswin.]