If you're having a good time chatting up that guy you met online, just leave it at that. Even if you hear his voice over the phone and think he sounds hot with a British accent, still leave it alone. Under no circumstances should you ask for a picture or accept an invitation to see his web cam. It's impossible to go back to thinking you're talking to someone who looks like the 9th Doctor after you find out he really looks like Peter Pettigrew. #LFMF