Give a Dog a Bone

When you go to the farmers market and the meat vendor sells you a dog bone do not give your dog the bone and leave her alone. She will devour the entire thing faster than you could imagine. She will also vomit in 3 rooms and s**t in 2 during the middle of the night. Bonus: You will step in piles you didn't see the first time you cleaned up. #LFMF