I don't always pre-order with Zippo but when I do, it's for a kickass Hasbro combiner

35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (May 18, 2024) 1

'He wanted to be the first one of the day': Entitled market owner delays trucker by 4 hours 2

Worker's resignation letter to their boss sparks discussion online: 'I am taking that vacation starting now..." 3

Group project members refuse to do any of the work, get none of the credit: 'It is almost 40% of the total grade' 4

'I opened the door and he looked at me, confused': Pizza delivery guy slides note under customer's door 5

‘You are not going to embarrass my family!’: Mother-In-Law Insists on Future Grandson's Name Amidst Dread of Mother's Unconventional Taste 6

Not today! 1

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Angy marshmallow 3

A Goofy Garden of 39 Funny Felines for Hoomans to Stroll Through as They Gather Catnip for Their Cats 4

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Top 20 Cat Memes of The Week - Cheezburger Users Edition #345 6