Don't make plans to hang out with friends if you know your period is about to start soon. Your emotions are so out of whack that when said plans get canceled, you'll bawl like a little baby while eating ice cream with a gardening trowel. If that wasn't bad enough, you'll spend the rest of the night feeling pathetic for "crying over spilled milk", which will cause (you guessed it) more bawling. #LFMF