Never, ever, under any circumstances, give your sister's best friend a lapdance on her birthday with a phone in your pocket. She will think it is part of your male anatomy, and lose the tiny sliver of respect she ever had for you. As a plus, (or minus, depends how you look at it) your sister will never stop laughing at you. #LFMBrother'sF
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