Swimming Fool

If you're swimming in a lap lane, and another one opens up that you'd rather swim in, GET OUT of the pool and walk to the other lane, especially if the lane you're going to is at the edge of the pool. Especially if there's a lane between the one you're in and the one you're going to. Especially if you're not wearing your contacts. Especially if your depth perception/judge of distance sucks. Especially if you wear braces. You WILL slam your face into the wall. Your braces will cut your lip. #LFMF