Drunk 'n' Tan

Your brand new iphone won't appreciate the high amount of alcohol

When you're drunk-tanning with your favorite drink in your garden, try not to be so stupid and think you're phone is "too hot in the sun." You're phone will not appreciate it when you try to cool it down with your drink. #LFMF

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