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28 Memes & Sh*tposts To Help You Procrastinate

It's okay, Waste some time. We won't tell on you.

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    Text - eyes wide butt protector of Barron and Christ @eyeswidebutt [dinner table] gfs dad: so what do you do for a living me: human trafficking "he chokes gf: he's a crossing guard dad
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    Military uniform - Nah Mate, came ere yesterdie Did you come, here to die?
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    Text - Le Bear Girdle @LeBearGirdle Me: hey famous actor Dwayne Johnson, why do they call you the rock? *Dwayne runs fulls speed at a pond and skips like 15 times* Me: OH MY Ef Postize
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    Text - find the depressed face: you couldn't find it, right? it's bc the depressed face is reading this now D D ED D D D D D
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    Hair - "Oh nothing happened, we just watched a movie"
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    Text - your bff alex @psybermonkey [First date] Her dad: I want her home before midnight Me: but you already own her home Dad: *turning to daughter* if you don't sleep with him, I will 6/20/18, 06:49 5,193 Retweets 17K Likes
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    Motor vehicle - Car salesman: *slaps roof of car* *slaps roof of car* *clap his hands* *slaps roof of car* *slaps roof of car* *clap his hands* slaps roof of car* *slaps roof of car* clap his hands*
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    Product - Me: I need a doctor's appointment Receptionist: Ok [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow? Me: No I don't need that many MarfSalvador
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    Cartoon - When guys walk around in grey sweat pants MEAT VISION!
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    Cartoon - me in EVERY social situation GOING TO GET IT'S WEIRD. hundenn I m GDING TO MAKE THIS WEIRD
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    Product - When he tries to holla at u from the passenger side of his best friend's ride Good Luck Scrub Sweet Onange &Cedar Wood Sugar body scrub ommage pour le corps au sue
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    Bikini
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    Adaptation - "look for the girl with the broken smile." ewolfgrillz MADE WITH MOMUS
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    Eyewear - omg yes you hungry? aight cool eat before I pick you up
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    Font - M ASIAN So MUST LIKE MATHS IM A PERSON So MUST BE STEREOTYPED i'm car salesman so i must slap car roofs DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS 50 I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION
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    Cartoon - I'LL HAVE A JACK AND COKE. PEPSI OK? SURE! METHANDAMOND
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    Text - smokywarfare: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't. Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations Except in the universe where it does i'm having an aneurysm
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    Text - Yeah sex is cool but have you ever sat in darkness wondering why you're not good enough
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    Text - Salesman: *Slaps top of basketball Salesman: *Slaps top of basketball again Salesman: *Slaps top of basketball again Salesman: *Slaps top of basketball again Salesman: *Slaps top of basketball again
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    Clothing - When you remembered to say 'no homo Ultimate Straight
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    Brain - Car Salesman: *slaps roof of brain this bad boy can fit so much fucking depression in it
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    Text - icantevensleep: The problem with being introverted is that there is no polite way to say " love you, but I'm tired of being with you right now."
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    Text - The Dry Ginger @thedryginger Person: how are you? Me: depressed, anxious about literally everything, alone, and always tired Person: .. Me: I mean I'm good though 2/19/18, 12:20 PM
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    Text - ob іноь SH International house of barnacles
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    Text - Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09 My wife bought off-brand Pop-Tarts. Sometimes I think she's acting out on purpose. Don't know why she's trying to drive me away but I'm not going to budge. I'll love her through this. This is the raw and often ugly side of marriage people don't want to talk about. 4/24/18, 9:01 AM 5,815 Retweets 49.6K Likes CatherineGiudiciLowe @clmgiu... 8h Replying to @SeanLowe09 They're organic for our child you man baby
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    Text - Which would you choose Girlfriend Shamwow Shamwowl TV AS SEEN ON soaks up fluid leaks fluid will make you say wow every will make you say wow time sometimes only works wet works wet or dry comes with no additional shamwows comes with additional shamwows
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    Text - tomsauced Retweeted $84.06 @animadvertguy Ingredients for milk: 1 human hand 1-2 weird cow dick thingys 1 stool Instructions: Get silly. 25/10/2015, 02:14 425 RETWEETS 1,136 LIKES
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    Text - My body is my journal & my tattoos are my story: Demon et
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