alright now that he's out of the way lets have a POINTLESS BATTLE SCENE

50 Shades of Grey Author Unwisely Asked Twitter for Questions. It Went As Well As You'd Expect. 1

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 4

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 5

Purrpetually hungry 6