When given a powerful antibiotic, stay close to home or at least take along spare undies. At some point during this course of treatment you will fart. As said antibiotic kills everything in your system, including the good bugs, you run an increased risk of a fart becoming a shart. Not a good thing when you are 20 plus miles from home.
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