If you decide to give in and finally read CreepyPasta, don't do so in the middle of the night for hours. You WILL not sleep and every tiny noise and shadow will scare the s**t out of you. Bonus points: You have a fear of the time 4:28AM (long story) and the CreepyPasta amplified your fears. It is 4AM now, and you won't be able to sleep for at least another hour. #LFMF