I'm William Telling Mom

Practicing your archery skills is fine, but never use a garbage can lid held by your younger brother as a target, especially when he is holding it directly in front of his face. He will inevitably poke his head out at the exact moment you fire and you will hit him right in the face. Your only saving grace will be that you will be using an arrow without a tip, thank the sweet baby Jesus. #LFYoungerMe'sF